Randomness is a strange creature. It strikes at the most... well, random, of times. Like say, in the middle of studying on a cloudy, rainy Wednesday evening. And it inspires things like this:



A red pill, and a blue pill.

And if you take the red pill, we shall show you exactly how much your degree is worth, and whether all that knowledge which you've gained in the last ten-odd years of studying is really worth anything.

What makes you think it's really knowledge?

What makes you think it's worth learning?

You think that's really knowledge you're stuffing away up there?


Ah, yes. The rabbit hole of a university education.


Well, not really. XD

They're just jelly beans. Jelly Belly jelly beans, I might add, which my mummy brought over for me, who in turn received a whole large bag of them from Auntie Pauline when she came down to visit last week. They taste lovely. They're all sorts of psychedelic mottled colours (not just boring solid-colour like the ones you can find almost anywhere here) and all sorts of fascinating flavours. I ate one which tasted really strongly of blueberry; there was another one which was vanilla; one tasted like coffee, another like chocolate, and still another tasted a bit like strawberry yoghurt.

These are like the closest thing to Every-Flavour Beans!! ^_^