So... I heard about the decision regarding Pluto's planetary status yesterday. Michelle told me about it when I got back to Hall; she'd stayed the night in my room after Bash.

"Pluto's not a planet anymore."

"Yeah, I heard they were trying to come to a decision... So what's it now if it isn't a planet?"

"A dwarf planet."

My brain goes, "What the hell??"

Me: "So a dwarf planet isn't a planet? So a dwarf isn't human?"


Poor Pluto.