7 days till "Troy" (May 13th)

Yes, we've established that a bored Gerri is a rather horrible little nuisance to have around.

However, you should be thankful that I know how to make good use of my time. If you're gonna ask if "making good use of my time" includes blogging, I'm not answering that.

But I digress. As usual.

Right.

Was just sitting around and thinking today; so now we all know that Paris of Troy was supposed to be killed at birth so he wouldn't bring Troy down to Hell with him or whatever, but the shepherds saved him and raised him on a farm, so he never died at birth. Well, right, obviously.

Okie, here's the part where Gerri's imagination kicks in.

Think about this: what if Paris had been kept in the palace instead and raised like Hector was, taught to be a prince and all that and to always think of his responsibility to his people? If he'd been raised in the palace, raised to think of others first all his life like Hector no doubt was, then would he still have absconded with Helen?

Difficult to say, I guess, but I think there might've been a chance that he might've thought twice about it if he'd had a responsibility to his people ingrained in him from young.

Last night's Buffy was fantastic. Spike was so wonderfully angsty; this has got to be my favourite episode after that second ep where Buffy finds out that Spike's short of a few cans to make a six-pack.

OC tonight was fun too; so cute, watching Ryan and Marissa frolic around in the pool, haha...

Well, speaking of that, Mischa Barton is #3 on People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People list.

She's younger than me and she's on the bloody list. #3 too, nonetheless. Nothing is fair in this world, I tell you.

As a sidenote, I found this amusing: Jennifer Aniston was #1 on that list (you sure she's really that pretty???), while her husband, Brad Pitt, was #39. It's nice to know that people (and People Magazine. Ha. Get it? :P) think that you differ so vastly in terms of aestheticity. :D

And speaking of Brad Pitt, my sis and I were making very horrible jokes out of his last name last Sunday. :D Went along the lines of "Brad Pitt's grave could be called 'Brad's Pit'," and stuff like that. "Brad Pitt's Pit." "Here lies Brad Pitt in his pit and his pit wil now forever be silent." Jesus-effin'-Christ, we're sick. :P

And there's that quote from Gollum in the extended version of The Two Towers: "Pit(t)s, pit(t)s, pit(t)s, and orcses, thousands of orcses.... *screams*"

Haha. Well, now we know what their future kids would look like.... :D

Geez. All right, I'll stop there, haha. If someone happens to come across this, I'll probably be sued for slander or something, but hey, it's the internet, free speech and all that shit, right?

Anyway, let's move onto something nicer.

Orlando Bloom. Isn't he just so adorable, haha.... He's just absolutely endearing in the Calcium Kid trailer, and yesterday, I read this interview with Diane Kruger where she says that when they were filming Troy, there was this one scene in his character's bedchamber and it's a love scene and that kinda thing where she (sorta) takes her clothes off:

"We had just met, and he had never done a love scene; he was so red!"

Aww, so sweet; he was blushing!!! Hahaha....