Singaporean pubescent and pre-pubescent girls are led blindly by their pituitary glands.

Olinda is out of Singapore Idol; F***ING stupid Sylvester Sim sang absolutely godawful renditions of The Phantom of the Opera's "Music of the Night", Ronan Keating's "Picture of You" and Seal's "Kiss From A Rose", and for completely mutilating those songs, he gets to go on to the finals.

I'll tell you what he really deserves:

Sylvester Sim should be shot three times in each of his legs, each of his arms, chest, and head (in that particular order), his body mutilated, torn apart, and then run over by a truck that will streak his abominable remains all over the road till finally, you couldn't even find enough of what's left to fill a pencil lead container.

Singing "Music of the Night" is just WRONG. Someone like him, with his abhorrent diction, singing a classic like that-- that's akin to being a cardinal sin. "Picture of You": Disgusting diction. And "Kiss From A Rose"... stupid feckin' bastard MANGLED one of my favourite songs of all time!!!

To quote Shaun: "..shouldn't even have attempted that song. You'd have to have spent your whole life being beaten up by your father before you can sing that song with the same amount of angst that Seal does."

Frigging Sylvester Sim is NOT "angst". Sylvester Sim is cliched, boybandish, "act-cute" gestures, "ah beng" hair and clothes, cringeworthy diction and flashy, pointless actions. In short, he manages to encapsulate everything which I hate in a person in his one being.

Beware, Sylvester Sim and his hordes of airheaded, tasteless, hysterical fangirls. You have incurred the wrath of those in Singapore who possess commonsense and good taste. Don't think you'll get away with it.